Disclaimer: those feet above are not mine. Shoot, it’s not even my ficus, or whatever that plant is. Because the fact is, you couldn’t handle seeing my feet. They would cause you to flee screaming in the opposite direction, except that you’d keep bumping into things because the sight of the feet would have blinded you at first glance.

And yet, that’s what my feet are doing this week. They’re up, so the blog is down. Never fear: I’ll be back in a few days. Until then, feel free to keep yourself entertained by clicking this link over and over for a random post, or by watching this awesome video of an orchestra orchestrating hidden camera pranks.

But whatever you do, don’t think of my feet. Yuck.