I saw this sign the other day and immediately realized that something was horribly, horribly wrong with our world:
Who would need to borrow a penguin? And what would you use for collateral?
Most importantly…what would the bust of the penguin loan market look like?
Connective Tissue 
June 26, 2009 at 9:03 am
hahahaha!
i guess they could guide you through the arctic circle or something. collateral could be an igloo or your dogsled. and the penguin loan market bust is only rectified by a gain on polar bears.