We’re in the middle of 50 Word Week on the blog.  The title and this paragraph don’t count.  Fifty words begin…now.

My two favorite headlines from last week:

US Military Blows Up Pigs to Test Body Armor

(My take: bacon bits, anyone?)

Spelling Error Turns Mormon Leaders Into Apostates

(My take: spelling error or divine providence?)

Warning: clicking on the news stories will cause you to read more than fifty words.